Living Room Banter
The piano looked at the new smart TV that had just been mounted on the wall and sneered to itself, " Oh! that's another screen for the family to watch, and a big one too. How they spoil their eyes!" The piano greeted the TV condescendingly, "Hi! Welcome to the living room, so you're going to be providing some more entertainment to the family." "Ah yes," replied the TV smugly , "the poor things are so tired at the end of the day, they just long to put their feet up and relax." "I have so much to offer. "Just to inform you, I am a SMART TV which means that I am a combination of a television, computer and digital media players with an integrated Internet connection." The piano smirked -"Oh Yes! That's quite a package." The TV asked, "What do you offer?" The piano proudly replied, "Music, beautiful music. I'm the baby of the house. "I'm a baby grand piano and the love of my